YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF A LOT?

WOMEN DRIVING WHILE TALKING ON THEIR PHONES.

MEN SEEM TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS JUST FINE, THOUGH OF COURSE THERE ARE ALWAYS EXCEPTIONS. BUT NOT WOMEN. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ALREADY NOT INCOMPETENT ENOUGH BEHIND THE WHEEL. LET'S MAKE IT WORSE BY FOCUSING OUR ATTENTION ELSEWHERE.

THIS MORNING, A CAR BEHIND ME WITH FLEW BY IN AN EXIT RAMP LANE, AND THEN SLAMMED THEIR BRAKES IN AN EFFORT TO GET BACK INTO ANOTHER LANE. WHAT EXACTLY THIS PERSON WAS THINKING, I HAD NO IDEA, BUT I PASSED THEM WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT. THEN NOT A MINUTE LATER I SEE THE CAR IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR DART THROUGH TWO LANES OF TRAFFIC WITHOUT A BLINKER ON AND SPEED OFF. AS THEY FLEW BY ME I CAUGHT SIGHT OF THE DRIVER.

18-20, FEMALE, ON PHONE, BIG ASS SUNGLASSES ON.

STUPID BITCH, I HATE HUGE SUNGLASSES.